Hey PS2 I got you a new Grand Theft Auto 3 disk. This one has less scratches so you don't have to freeze when I play it. Oh whats that? You won't even read the new immaculate game disk? I am done with your crap PS2. Leave now. No you don't get any of the furniture. Don't even look at the dog. Just leave my house now.
Don't start crying. If you cry I'll cry. But not for you. Just mainly all the crap you've put me through *sob* God Damn it. *sob*
I was patient when the freezing started. *sob* I restarted you and that seemed to solve things for a bit. But that was just lies wasn't it?
Do you know how frustrating it is to finish a complicated mission involving multiple car jacks and grenade tossing only to have the game freeze before I can save it?
*tears* Don't bring up good times like they will just make everything disappear. I wish we could go back to the days of Kingdom Hearts too, but wishes don't fix problems, and they sure as hell don't clean bullshit.
It's so simple. You can play this disk that is shitty. So why can't you play the newer one that isn't as shitty!?
You are an old PS2 and this is a newer version of the game!? Thats so fucking-
Well yes I did notice the art on the disk was different. Wait did you just say: Why don't I just play a different game?
I want to play this one! I own you and you should do what I want when I want.
oh I don't own you? You gonna go start a revolution now? Ok fine yeah that'll work out great. Calling your friends? If you all protest as well as you do what you were made to do then we should see Playstation Liberation just around the time the sun fucking explodes.
That's racist? YOU AREN'T EVEN A LIVING ORGANISM!
Silence huh? Did I go to far?
Oh God what are you-! DON'T TOUCH ME THERE! You motherfu-!
*Pant* *pant*
Hello 911? Yeah I'm pretty sure it was self defense, but I think i just murdered my PS2.
Hello?
Sunday, August 8, 2010
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